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EATS

BREAKFAST

Breakfast Sandwich
$5.50

Sausage, Egg & Cheese

Ham & Cheese Croissant
$6.50

Served hot & toasty! Other meats can be substituted for the ham. Just ask!

Bagel
$2.25

Plain, Everything, Sesame, Cinnamon Raisin

$1.25 – Add Cream Cheese
$0.50 – Add Butter or Jam
$1.00 – Add Peanut Butter

Breakfast Sandwich
$5.50

Sausage, Egg & Cheese

Ham & Cheese Croissant
$6.50

Served hot & toasty! Other meats can be substituted for the ham. Just ask!

Bagel
$2.25

Plain, Everything, Sesame, Cinnamon Raisin

$1.25 – Add Cream Cheese
$0.50 – Add Butter or Jam
$1.00 – Add Peanut Butter

PIZZA

Our Pizzas come in 8″ (Personal Size) and 14″ (Sharing Size).
Prices for each is for 8″/14″.

We also have 10″ Cauliflower Crust (Gluten Free, but our facility is not.
Please let us know if you have any allergies!).

LandLubber
$10/$20

Cheese & Sauce

Captain Jack
$12/$22

Pepperoni!

Sea Cow
$16/$26

Pepperoni, Hamburger Crumbles, Ham, Onions

Black Pearl’s Pie
$14/$24

Feta, Kalamata Olives, Onions, Mushrooms

Silverbeard’s Pie
$13/$23

Chopped tomatoes, Mushrooms, Garlic, Peperoncini

Patchy the Pirate
$13/$23

Hamburger & Bacon Crumbles, Cheddar Cheese

Build-Your-Own
$10 - $20+

Start with the LandLubber, then add toppings

$10 – 8” Personal Pizza
$20 – 14″ Sharing Pizza

Add $3 for our 10” Cauliflower Crust
Our cauliflower crust is gluten-free but our facility is not.

LandLubber
$10/$20

Cheese & Sauce

Captain Jack
$12/$22

Pepperoni!

Sea Cow
$16/$26

Pepperoni, Hamburger Crumbles, Ham, Onions

Black Pearl’s Pie
$14/$24

Feta, Kalamata Olives, Onions, Mushrooms

Silverbeard’s Pie
$13/$23

Chopped tomatoes, Mushrooms, Garlic, Peperoncini

Patchy the Pirate
$13/$23

Hamburger & Bacon Crumbles, Cheddar Cheese

Build-Your-Own
$10 - $20+

Start with the LandLubber, then add toppings

$10 – 8” Personal Pizza
$20 – 14″ Sharing Pizza

Add $3 for our 10” Cauliflower Crust
Our cauliflower crust is gluten-free but our facility is not.

SMALL PLATES

Basic Salad
$5.75

Lettuce or Spinach, Dressing, Croutons, Tomatoes & Cucumbers

*Don’t be basic! Add any proteins, veggies, or cheese from our toppings list

Corn Dog
$3.50

Chicken dogs in a crispy cornmeal coating on a stick!

Grilled Cheese
$5.75

Add Ham, Chicken, or Roast Beef $2

Jolly Nachos
$7.50

Chips, Cheese & Salsa

*Add any proteins, veggies, or cheese from our toppings list

Chips & Salsa
$5.50
Basic Salad
$5.75

Lettuce or Spinach, Dressing, Croutons, Tomatoes & Cucumbers

*Don’t be basic! Add any proteins, veggies, or cheese from our toppings list

Corn Dog
$3.50

Chicken dogs in a crispy cornmeal coating on a stick!

Grilled Cheese
$5.75

Add Ham, Chicken, or Roast Beef $2

Jolly Nachos
$7.50

Chips, Cheese & Salsa

*Add any proteins, veggies, or cheese from our toppings list

Chips & Salsa
$5.50

TOPPINGS

Proteins
$2 each

Pepperoni, Hamburger, Ham, Chicken, Sausage, Bacon Crumbles, Roast Beef, Refried Beans, Egg

Veggies
$1 each

Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Kalamata Olives, Tomatoes, Jalapeños, Pepperoncini, Pineapple (technically not a vegetable)

Cheese
$1 each

Extra Mozzarella, Cheddar, Feta, Mexican Blend

Sprinkles
free

Chopped Garlic, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Italian Seasoning, Grated Parmesan, Hot Pepper Flakes

Proteins
$2 each

Pepperoni, Hamburger, Ham, Chicken, Sausage, Bacon Crumbles, Roast Beef, Refried Beans, Egg

Veggies
$1 each

Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Kalamata Olives, Tomatoes, Jalapeños, Pepperoncini, Pineapple (technically not a vegetable)

Cheese
$1 each

Extra Mozzarella, Cheddar, Feta, Mexican Blend

Sprinkles
free

Chopped Garlic, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Italian Seasoning, Grated Parmesan, Hot Pepper Flakes

SWEETS & TREATS

BAKED GOODS

Muffin
Varies

A variety of kinds

Toasted Croissant with Butter & Jam
$3.50
Fresh Baked Chocolate Chip Cookie
$2

Just like a parental figure used to make. Or a realtor.

Muffin
Varies

A variety of kinds

Toasted Croissant with Butter & Jam
$3.50
Fresh Baked Chocolate Chip Cookie
$2

Just like a parental figure used to make. Or a realtor.

OTHER TREATS

Candy & Packaged Cookies
varies

Oreos, Nutter Butter, Nutty Buddy, and more… When you’re at the register, look down and to the right. Surprise! Don’t worry… your kid will find them.

"Healthier" Treats
varies

$2.00 – Go Squeeze Yogurtz or Apple Sauce

$2.75 – Jack Links Beef & Cheddar

Candy & Packaged Cookies
varies

Oreos, Nutter Butter, Nutty Buddy, and more… When you’re at the register, look down and to the right. Surprise! Don’t worry… your kid will find them.

"Healthier" Treats
varies

$2.00 – Go Squeeze Yogurtz or Apple Sauce

$2.75 – Jack Links Beef & Cheddar

ICE CREAM

By the Cone or Cup
$4 - $7.75

$4.00 – Small (1 scoop)
$5.50 – Medium (2 scoops)
$7.75 – Large (3 scoops)

Cones: Sugar, Cake, Fudge Dipped (+$0.50), Waffle (+$1)

TILLAMOOK ICE CREAM FLAVORS
(changes weekly)

Vanilla / Udderly Chocolate / Strawberry / Mint Chocolate Chip / Peaches & Cream / Marionberry Pie

Sundaes
$6.50 - $9.75

$6.50 – Small: 2 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream

$8.75 – Large: 3 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream

$9.75 – Brownie or Cookie Sundae: 2 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream

Nummy Toppings
$0.50 each

Chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, whipped cream, chocolate chip cookie crumbles, chopped peanuts

Milkshake
$8.50

Made with vanilla and your choice of sauce or with your choice of ice cream flavor. Guaranteed to bring all the boys to the yard.

Ice Cream Treats
Varies

Ice Cream Sandwiches, Klondike Bars, Popsicles, Italian Ice…

By the Cone or Cup
$4 - $7.75

$4.00 – Small (1 scoop)
$5.50 – Medium (2 scoops)
$7.75 – Large (3 scoops)

Cones: Sugar, Cake, Fudge Dipped (+$0.50), Waffle (+$1)

TILLAMOOK ICE CREAM FLAVORS
(changes weekly)

Vanilla / Udderly Chocolate / Strawberry / Mint Chocolate Chip / Peaches & Cream / Marionberry Pie

Sundaes
$6.50 - $9.75

$6.50 – Small: 2 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream

$8.75 – Large: 3 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream

$9.75 – Brownie or Cookie Sundae: 2 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream

Nummy Toppings
$0.50 each

Chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, whipped cream, chocolate chip cookie crumbles, chopped peanuts

Milkshake
$8.50

Made with vanilla and your choice of sauce or with your choice of ice cream flavor. Guaranteed to bring all the boys to the yard.

Ice Cream Treats
Varies

Ice Cream Sandwiches, Klondike Bars, Popsicles, Italian Ice…

GROG & LIBATIONS

BEER & WINE

ON TAP (16 oz drafts)
varies

$7.75 – Bale Breaker Lime Agave Seltzer
$7.50 – Blue Moon Belgian White
$7.75 – Elysian Space Dust IPA
$7.50 – Leinenkugel Summer Shandy
$7.75 – Mango Cart Wheat Ale
$7.50 – No-Li Porch Glow Amber Ale
$7.75 – Voodoo Ranger Juice Force IPA

BEER
various

$5.75 – Coors Light, 16 oz
$6.75 – Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA, 19.2 oz
$7.75 – Modelo Especial, 24 oz
$6.75- Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA, 19.2 oz
$6.75 – Voodoo Ranger Tropic Force IPA, 19.2
$7.75 – Corona, 24 oz
$7.75 – Guinness Draught Stout, 14.9 oz
$6.75 – Alaskan Amber, 12 oz

NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER
various

$7.25 – Guinness 0, 14.9 oz
$6.00 – Coors Edge, 12 oz
$6.00 – Blue Moon Belgian White, 12 oz
$6.00 – Athletic Brewing Co., 12 oz
Varieties: Run Wild IPA, Upside Dawn Golden, Ripe Pursuit, Lemon Radler, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Athletic Lite

HARD SELTZER
various

$7.75 – Simply Spiked, 24 oz
$4.75 – White Claw, 12 oz
$6.75 – White Claw, 19.2 oz
$4.75 – Vizzy Hard Seltzer, 12 oz

OTHER SPIKED DRINKS
various

$4.00 – Mike’s Hard, 12 oz
$7.00 – Mike’s Harder, 23.5 oz
$4.00 – Twisted Tea, 12 oz
$7.00 – Twisted Tea, 24 oz

WINE BY THE GLASS
various

(6 oz pours)

$7.75 – Silverbeard’s White (Chardonnay)
$7.75 – Black Pearl Red Blend
$7.75 – Kirkland Pinot Grigio
$7.75 – Dry Rosé
$8.75 – Prosecco
$8.75 – Mimosa

WINE BY THE BOTTLE (prices vary)

Josh Cabernet Sauvignon
Layer Cake Jampacked Red
The Convert Red
Prosecco Du Jour

ON TAP (16 oz drafts)
varies

$7.75 – Bale Breaker Lime Agave Seltzer
$7.50 – Blue Moon Belgian White
$7.75 – Elysian Space Dust IPA
$7.50 – Leinenkugel Summer Shandy
$7.75 – Mango Cart Wheat Ale
$7.50 – No-Li Porch Glow Amber Ale
$7.75 – Voodoo Ranger Juice Force IPA

BEER
various

$5.75 – Coors Light, 16 oz
$6.75 – Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA, 19.2 oz
$7.75 – Modelo Especial, 24 oz
$6.75- Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA, 19.2 oz
$6.75 – Voodoo Ranger Tropic Force IPA, 19.2
$7.75 – Corona, 24 oz
$7.75 – Guinness Draught Stout, 14.9 oz
$6.75 – Alaskan Amber, 12 oz

NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER
various

$7.25 – Guinness 0, 14.9 oz
$6.00 – Coors Edge, 12 oz
$6.00 – Blue Moon Belgian White, 12 oz
$6.00 – Athletic Brewing Co., 12 oz
Varieties: Run Wild IPA, Upside Dawn Golden, Ripe Pursuit, Lemon Radler, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Athletic Lite

HARD SELTZER
various

$7.75 – Simply Spiked, 24 oz
$4.75 – White Claw, 12 oz
$6.75 – White Claw, 19.2 oz
$4.75 – Vizzy Hard Seltzer, 12 oz

OTHER SPIKED DRINKS
various

$4.00 – Mike’s Hard, 12 oz
$7.00 – Mike’s Harder, 23.5 oz
$4.00 – Twisted Tea, 12 oz
$7.00 – Twisted Tea, 24 oz

WINE BY THE GLASS
various

(6 oz pours)

$7.75 – Silverbeard’s White (Chardonnay)
$7.75 – Black Pearl Red Blend
$7.75 – Kirkland Pinot Grigio
$7.75 – Dry Rosé
$8.75 – Prosecco
$8.75 – Mimosa

WINE BY THE BOTTLE (prices vary)

Josh Cabernet Sauvignon
Layer Cake Jampacked Red
The Convert Red
Prosecco Du Jour

NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES

WATER (Flat or Fizzy)
various

$1.50 – Small Bottle Water, 16.9 oz
$3.25 – San Pellegrino, 16.9 oz
$2.25 – LaCroix, 12 oz

JUICE & SPORTS DRINKS
various

$2.75 – Gatorade, 20 oz
$3.75 – Naked Juice, 10 oz
$3.00 – Izze, 8.4 oz

SODA CANS, 12 oz
$2.25

Coke/Diet Coke
Sprite
Sunkist/Diet Sunkist
Dr. Pepper/Diet Dr. Pepper
Ginger Ale/Diet Ginger Ale

FANCY ROOT BEER, 12 oz
varies

$4.50 – Dad’s Root Beer
$5.00 – Henry Weinhard’s Gourmet Root Beer

BY THE CUP (16 oz)
various

$3.25 – Brewed Drip Coffee
$2.75 – Hot Tea
$4.75 – Cold Brew
$3.50 – Hot Cocoa w/Whippted Cream
$4.50 – Starbucks Frappuccino, 9.5 oz

WATER (Flat or Fizzy)
various

$1.50 – Small Bottle Water, 16.9 oz
$3.25 – San Pellegrino, 16.9 oz
$2.25 – LaCroix, 12 oz

JUICE & SPORTS DRINKS
various

$2.75 – Gatorade, 20 oz
$3.75 – Naked Juice, 10 oz
$3.00 – Izze, 8.4 oz

SODA CANS, 12 oz
$2.25

Coke/Diet Coke
Sprite
Sunkist/Diet Sunkist
Dr. Pepper/Diet Dr. Pepper
Ginger Ale/Diet Ginger Ale

FANCY ROOT BEER, 12 oz
varies

$4.50 – Dad’s Root Beer
$5.00 – Henry Weinhard’s Gourmet Root Beer

BY THE CUP (16 oz)
various

$3.25 – Brewed Drip Coffee
$2.75 – Hot Tea
$4.75 – Cold Brew
$3.50 – Hot Cocoa w/Whippted Cream
$4.50 – Starbucks Frappuccino, 9.5 oz