Indoor & Outdoor Seating Available
Eat In or Take Out
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EATS
BREAKFAST
Sausage, Egg & Cheese
Served hot & toasty! Other meats can be substituted for the ham. Just ask!
Plain, Everything, Sesame, Cinnamon Raisin
$1.25 – Add Cream Cheese
$0.50 – Add Butter or Jam
$1.00 – Add Peanut Butter
Sausage, Egg & Cheese
Served hot & toasty! Other meats can be substituted for the ham. Just ask!
Plain, Everything, Sesame, Cinnamon Raisin
$1.25 – Add Cream Cheese
$0.50 – Add Butter or Jam
$1.00 – Add Peanut Butter
PIZZA
Our Pizzas come in 8″ (Personal Size) and 14″ (Sharing Size).
Prices for each is for 8″/14″.
We also have 10″ Cauliflower Crust (Gluten Free, but our facility is not.
Please let us know if you have any allergies!).
Cheese & Sauce
Pepperoni!
Pepperoni, Hamburger Crumbles, Ham, Onions
Feta, Kalamata Olives, Onions, Mushrooms
Chopped tomatoes, Mushrooms, Garlic, Peperoncini
Hamburger & Bacon Crumbles, Cheddar Cheese
Start with the LandLubber, then add toppings
$10 – 8” Personal Pizza
$20 – 14″ Sharing Pizza
Add $3 for our 10” Cauliflower Crust
Our cauliflower crust is gluten-free but our facility is not.
Cheese & Sauce
Pepperoni!
Pepperoni, Hamburger Crumbles, Ham, Onions
Feta, Kalamata Olives, Onions, Mushrooms
Chopped tomatoes, Mushrooms, Garlic, Peperoncini
Hamburger & Bacon Crumbles, Cheddar Cheese
Start with the LandLubber, then add toppings
$10 – 8” Personal Pizza
$20 – 14″ Sharing Pizza
Add $3 for our 10” Cauliflower Crust
Our cauliflower crust is gluten-free but our facility is not.
SMALL PLATES
Lettuce or Spinach, Dressing, Croutons, Tomatoes & Cucumbers
*Don’t be basic! Add any proteins, veggies, or cheese from our toppings list
Chicken dogs in a crispy cornmeal coating on a stick!
Add Ham, Chicken, or Roast Beef $2
Chips, Cheese & Salsa
*Add any proteins, veggies, or cheese from our toppings list
Lettuce or Spinach, Dressing, Croutons, Tomatoes & Cucumbers
*Don’t be basic! Add any proteins, veggies, or cheese from our toppings list
Chicken dogs in a crispy cornmeal coating on a stick!
Add Ham, Chicken, or Roast Beef $2
Chips, Cheese & Salsa
*Add any proteins, veggies, or cheese from our toppings list
TOPPINGS
Pepperoni, Hamburger, Ham, Chicken, Sausage, Bacon Crumbles, Roast Beef, Refried Beans, Egg
Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Kalamata Olives, Tomatoes, Jalapeños, Pepperoncini, Pineapple (technically not a vegetable)
Extra Mozzarella, Cheddar, Feta, Mexican Blend
Chopped Garlic, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Italian Seasoning, Grated Parmesan, Hot Pepper Flakes
Pepperoni, Hamburger, Ham, Chicken, Sausage, Bacon Crumbles, Roast Beef, Refried Beans, Egg
Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Kalamata Olives, Tomatoes, Jalapeños, Pepperoncini, Pineapple (technically not a vegetable)
Extra Mozzarella, Cheddar, Feta, Mexican Blend
Chopped Garlic, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Italian Seasoning, Grated Parmesan, Hot Pepper Flakes
SWEETS & TREATS
BAKED GOODS
A variety of kinds
Just like a parental figure used to make. Or a realtor.
A variety of kinds
Just like a parental figure used to make. Or a realtor.
OTHER TREATS
Oreos, Nutter Butter, Nutty Buddy, and more… When you’re at the register, look down and to the right. Surprise! Don’t worry… your kid will find them.
$2.00 – Go Squeeze Yogurtz or Apple Sauce
$2.75 – Jack Links Beef & Cheddar
Oreos, Nutter Butter, Nutty Buddy, and more… When you’re at the register, look down and to the right. Surprise! Don’t worry… your kid will find them.
$2.00 – Go Squeeze Yogurtz or Apple Sauce
$2.75 – Jack Links Beef & Cheddar
ICE CREAM
$4.00 – Small (1 scoop)
$5.50 – Medium (2 scoops)
$7.75 – Large (3 scoops)
Cones: Sugar, Cake, Fudge Dipped (+$0.50), Waffle (+$1)
TILLAMOOK ICE CREAM FLAVORS
(changes weekly)
Vanilla / Udderly Chocolate / Strawberry / Mint Chocolate Chip / Peaches & Cream / Marionberry Pie
$6.50 – Small: 2 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream
$8.75 – Large: 3 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream
$9.75 – Brownie or Cookie Sundae: 2 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream
Chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, whipped cream, chocolate chip cookie crumbles, chopped peanuts
Made with vanilla and your choice of sauce or with your choice of ice cream flavor. Guaranteed to bring all the boys to the yard.
Ice Cream Sandwiches, Klondike Bars, Popsicles, Italian Ice…
$4.00 – Small (1 scoop)
$5.50 – Medium (2 scoops)
$7.75 – Large (3 scoops)
Cones: Sugar, Cake, Fudge Dipped (+$0.50), Waffle (+$1)
TILLAMOOK ICE CREAM FLAVORS
(changes weekly)
Vanilla / Udderly Chocolate / Strawberry / Mint Chocolate Chip / Peaches & Cream / Marionberry Pie
$6.50 – Small: 2 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream
$8.75 – Large: 3 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream
$9.75 – Brownie or Cookie Sundae: 2 scoops, 1 topping, whipped cream
Chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, whipped cream, chocolate chip cookie crumbles, chopped peanuts
Made with vanilla and your choice of sauce or with your choice of ice cream flavor. Guaranteed to bring all the boys to the yard.
Ice Cream Sandwiches, Klondike Bars, Popsicles, Italian Ice…
GROG & LIBATIONS
BEER & WINE
$7.75 – Bale Breaker Lime Agave Seltzer
$7.50 – Blue Moon Belgian White
$7.75 – Elysian Space Dust IPA
$7.50 – Leinenkugel Summer Shandy
$7.75 – Mango Cart Wheat Ale
$7.50 – No-Li Porch Glow Amber Ale
$7.75 – Voodoo Ranger Juice Force IPA
$5.75 – Coors Light, 16 oz
$6.75 – Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA, 19.2 oz
$7.75 – Modelo Especial, 24 oz
$6.75- Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA, 19.2 oz
$6.75 – Voodoo Ranger Tropic Force IPA, 19.2
$7.75 – Corona, 24 oz
$7.75 – Guinness Draught Stout, 14.9 oz
$6.75 – Alaskan Amber, 12 oz
$7.25 – Guinness 0, 14.9 oz
$6.00 – Coors Edge, 12 oz
$6.00 – Blue Moon Belgian White, 12 oz
$6.00 – Athletic Brewing Co., 12 oz
Varieties: Run Wild IPA, Upside Dawn Golden, Ripe Pursuit, Lemon Radler, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Athletic Lite
$7.75 – Simply Spiked, 24 oz
$4.75 – White Claw, 12 oz
$6.75 – White Claw, 19.2 oz
$4.75 – Vizzy Hard Seltzer, 12 oz
$4.00 – Mike’s Hard, 12 oz
$7.00 – Mike’s Harder, 23.5 oz
$4.00 – Twisted Tea, 12 oz
$7.00 – Twisted Tea, 24 oz
(6 oz pours)
$7.75 – Silverbeard’s White (Chardonnay)
$7.75 – Black Pearl Red Blend
$7.75 – Kirkland Pinot Grigio
$7.75 – Dry Rosé
$8.75 – Prosecco
$8.75 – Mimosa
WINE BY THE BOTTLE (prices vary)
Josh Cabernet Sauvignon
Layer Cake Jampacked Red
The Convert Red
Prosecco Du Jour
$7.75 – Bale Breaker Lime Agave Seltzer
$7.50 – Blue Moon Belgian White
$7.75 – Elysian Space Dust IPA
$7.50 – Leinenkugel Summer Shandy
$7.75 – Mango Cart Wheat Ale
$7.50 – No-Li Porch Glow Amber Ale
$7.75 – Voodoo Ranger Juice Force IPA
$5.75 – Coors Light, 16 oz
$6.75 – Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA, 19.2 oz
$7.75 – Modelo Especial, 24 oz
$6.75- Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA, 19.2 oz
$6.75 – Voodoo Ranger Tropic Force IPA, 19.2
$7.75 – Corona, 24 oz
$7.75 – Guinness Draught Stout, 14.9 oz
$6.75 – Alaskan Amber, 12 oz
$7.25 – Guinness 0, 14.9 oz
$6.00 – Coors Edge, 12 oz
$6.00 – Blue Moon Belgian White, 12 oz
$6.00 – Athletic Brewing Co., 12 oz
Varieties: Run Wild IPA, Upside Dawn Golden, Ripe Pursuit, Lemon Radler, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Athletic Lite
$7.75 – Simply Spiked, 24 oz
$4.75 – White Claw, 12 oz
$6.75 – White Claw, 19.2 oz
$4.75 – Vizzy Hard Seltzer, 12 oz
$4.00 – Mike’s Hard, 12 oz
$7.00 – Mike’s Harder, 23.5 oz
$4.00 – Twisted Tea, 12 oz
$7.00 – Twisted Tea, 24 oz
(6 oz pours)
$7.75 – Silverbeard’s White (Chardonnay)
$7.75 – Black Pearl Red Blend
$7.75 – Kirkland Pinot Grigio
$7.75 – Dry Rosé
$8.75 – Prosecco
$8.75 – Mimosa
WINE BY THE BOTTLE (prices vary)
Josh Cabernet Sauvignon
Layer Cake Jampacked Red
The Convert Red
Prosecco Du Jour
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
$1.50 – Small Bottle Water, 16.9 oz
$3.25 – San Pellegrino, 16.9 oz
$2.25 – LaCroix, 12 oz
$2.75 – Gatorade, 20 oz
$3.75 – Naked Juice, 10 oz
$3.00 – Izze, 8.4 oz
Coke/Diet Coke
Sprite
Sunkist/Diet Sunkist
Dr. Pepper/Diet Dr. Pepper
Ginger Ale/Diet Ginger Ale
$4.50 – Dad’s Root Beer
$5.00 – Henry Weinhard’s Gourmet Root Beer
$3.25 – Brewed Drip Coffee
$2.75 – Hot Tea
$4.75 – Cold Brew
$3.50 – Hot Cocoa w/Whippted Cream
$4.50 – Starbucks Frappuccino, 9.5 oz
$1.50 – Small Bottle Water, 16.9 oz
$3.25 – San Pellegrino, 16.9 oz
$2.25 – LaCroix, 12 oz
$2.75 – Gatorade, 20 oz
$3.75 – Naked Juice, 10 oz
$3.00 – Izze, 8.4 oz
Coke/Diet Coke
Sprite
Sunkist/Diet Sunkist
Dr. Pepper/Diet Dr. Pepper
Ginger Ale/Diet Ginger Ale
$4.50 – Dad’s Root Beer
$5.00 – Henry Weinhard’s Gourmet Root Beer
$3.25 – Brewed Drip Coffee
$2.75 – Hot Tea
$4.75 – Cold Brew
$3.50 – Hot Cocoa w/Whippted Cream
$4.50 – Starbucks Frappuccino, 9.5 oz
