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from “Pirattitude!”
So You Wanna Be a Pirate? Here’s How!
by John “Ol’ Chumbucket” Baur and Mark “Cap’n Slappy” Summers
The creators of International
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Used with permission from Ol’ Chumbucket himself who says: “Ye hereyby have my personal affadavey granting the use of the aforesaid name generator until I sez otherwise.”
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Pirate Jokes
How do pirates know they're pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!
Why did the pirate go to school?
To improve his “arrrrrrrrrrrrrrt” skills!
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You might think it’s ‘R,’ but it’s actually the ‘C’ they love!
What is a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear Sir/Madam: We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.
What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships Ahoy!
What do pirates say when they turn 80?
“Aye matey!”
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie.
Why is pirating so addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!